tarding out 

The action of a person who sits and stares at an object or at nothing at all for an extended amount of time. They tend to drop their jaw, not react to things going on around them and possibly drool.

Student 1: Did you hear what would be covered on the exam?
Student 2: Nah man, I was tarding out like crazy.

tarding out by jumpin-jahoosafrats March 29, 2008

Tardling

The offspring of 2 Tards !!

"your our little Tardling"

Tardling by baggy600 February 13, 2010

Tarding Out 

1. The act of doing something stupid/being a tard

Look at this guy over here, hes tarding out.

Tarding Out by Professor Sauce November 2, 2018

tardfingers 

A temporary ailment, resulting in typing much like that of people who shit on their keyboards and choke on their pants.

"That guy is pretty gunny."
"Wow... You've got tardfingers today. You can't type for shit."

tardfingers by gide0n May 20, 2009

tarding

The act of being retarded.

Ex: Josh was so tarding over bob
Ex: Billy was tarding so bad, we left him at the mall.

tarding by Lekana October 1, 2005

tarding out 

The action of an electronic device which does not function for an extended amount of time or frequently for short periods of time. This is usually associated with computers and cellphones.

Sorry I couldn't answer back last night, my phone was tarding out on me.

I'm trying to print, but the computer keeps tarding out!

tarding out by Gainesville Greenhouse June 11, 2011

targuing 

arguing through text messages

"Sorry i'm not textin back very fast, i'm targuing with someone else."

targuing by incbschmr May 15, 2010