1 definition by Nacho-Cheez
A musical instrument commonly used as a distraction during a catastrophic, horrific, or otherwise epic event.
Guy 1: A man wielding a tambourine in Longview totally went ape-shit today holding a busful of children hostage and cursing profanities at an elderly lady trying to give the children candy.
Guy 2: what...the...fuck......!!!WHY DID HE HAVE A TAMBOURINE!!!
Guy 2: what...the...fuck......!!!WHY DID HE HAVE A TAMBOURINE!!!
by Nacho-Cheez August 25, 2009