Takes the piss 

Makes fun of

Sarah always takes the piss because she reckons I have an accent but she doesn't.

Takes the piss by Patrick Albert May 29, 2004

Takes One To Know One

The worst and most pathetic comeback in the world.

"You're a whore."
"Takes one to know one!"
"That doesn't change the fact that you spread your legs for money."

Takes One To Know One by Treeeees January 25, 2010

takes the cake 

When you or people did something so over the top outrageous, either good or bad, in the greatest of ways, that it literally excelled so far at what was done, there is no comparison in known history, to say someone else went further.

On top of everything they did, destroying that kids life, years later on, they after the girl they cost him to use as a leverage on him, this one really takes the cake, you honour.

takes the cake by Aerick Lux Star Emperor December 15, 2013

takes it in the ass

A phrase used to express a persons sexual preference to have a penis inserted in their ass. They usually like it too.

Hey, there's Charlie. He takes it in the ass!

takes it in the ass by Professor Socrates September 4, 2005

takes the gravy 

Relating to fellatio, "taking the gravy" means allowing the man come in one's mouth then swallowing his ejaculatory discharge and leaving his organ completely clean.

What a babe! she only gives the best head on the coast, but she also takes the gravy.

takes the gravy by aum108 May 27, 2011

Takes the retard cake

When somebody does something so idiotic, in the greatest of ways, what was done was so stupid, there is no comparison in known history, to say someone else did something more idiotic.

Doctor: "I've seen a lot of guys hurt themselves in stupid ways in my day, but yours takes the retard cake!"

Takes the retard cake by BrettSudafed April 3, 2014

Takes all Kinds

Short for: "It takes all kinds". Takes all kinds is a way of saying "I don't know, that person is weird, but it takes all kinds of people to run the world, even if those people are weirdos."

Person A: What is she doing with her life? Why would she buy a lawn flamingo buisness?
Person B: *sigh* Takes all kinds.

Takes all Kinds by dangboyhethicc March 30, 2022