tactically acquire

A term used to describe the act of stealthily obtaining items or gear you need. Only true ninjas are capable of tactically acquiring shit.
*Knifehand* Go tactically acquire some toilet paper, I don't have time to walk all the way over to the px and I don't want to bathe after I take a shit, you understand me?
by Kreator89 February 07, 2010
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tactically acquire

The art of professionally acquiring music, movies, etc. illegitimately.

It is a simple and fancy name for piracy.
Random Guy: "I just tactically acquired the new LEGO Star Wars game."
by zwirth June 24, 2022
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tactically acquire

1. To obtain an item or resource through secret or stealthy means, so as not to be seen or discovered.

2. To steal something of importance; sometimes given as a command from a superior who does not want to tell you to outright steal something, but has few other options.
Sergeant: Listen Specialist Horton, I need you to find me some blank firing adapters.

SPC Horton: But sarge, I don't have access to the supply cage!

SGT: then you need to tactically acquire them; we have field exercises tonight and all soldiers need one. I don't care how you get them.
by Urshanabi July 23, 2025
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