taco sex

glutenpee jokes

shovels and taco sex

funny

by glutnpeafan September 10, 2020

taco sex

When you take two really good tacos and you bend one over and perform the sex on it with the other.

Wow. You should have been there for that taco sex show. I've never seen such sexy tacos.

by The Taco November 23, 2013

taco sex

glutenpee jokes

shovel taco sex

funny

by glutnpeafan September 10, 2020

Waco Taco Sex

The absolute best kind of sex, anyone who joins OJ Klan must acknowledge Waco Taco Sex. This was made by our lord and savior, Fernandez. Fernandez thought of this kind of sex in his dreams and realized he is god himself and needs to spread the message of Waco Taco sex to his disciples and the general public. Fernandez died for our sins and it's only right that we acknowledge Waco Taco sex so we can have forgiveness.

I acknowledge Waco Taco Sex
HEY GUYS ITS FERNANDEZ CAN WE PLEASE PLEASE OH PLEASE COME DOWN TO MEXICO AND HAVE GAY WACO TACO SEX??!?! PLEASE VOMIT OUT TACOS SO I CAN STICK MY DICK IN THEM!!!

by Lord Fernandez October 23, 2019

sex taco

vagina, cooch, pussy

"She has a most lovely sex taco"

by columbiakid February 11, 2009

Taco Bell sexual

1.When a person is so sexual to their Taco Bell, they become a Taco Bell sexual

2. When someone is sexually attracted to their Taco Bell they become a Taco Bell sexual

1Dani: bro you see Carley? She's a Taco Bell sexual

2Dani: Do you see the way Carley eats her Taco Bell? She's gotta be a Taco Bell sexual

by carleythetrashcan June 16, 2017

You're my sexy juice taco!

Expression of your love for someone you are sexually attracted to and whom you are with when you don't think you have much longer to live, especially in the face of what appears to be inevitable calamity.

From the Russia Today YouTube video "Tsunami Climbing: Incredible video of ship heading into wave in Japan"

"You're my sexy juice taco!" Mark exclaimed to Helen after one of the engines fell off from the 747 jumbo jet.

lovestruck sexual attraction disaster sexy biatch

by Bowser Bill October 20, 2011