taco bell

What to eat if you want to turn your ass into Mount St.Helens. Why mount St.Helens you ask? Because it turns your shit into liquid explosive that blasts out your asshole at such high speeds it will take out anything in its path. It has been said that taco bell shits can literally blow the toilet right out from under you. The feeling that results from this shit volcano is a burning asshole that feels like it has been ripped apart.
The following steps are what lead to the explosion.
1.Go to Taco Bell and order a grilled stuffed burrito.
2.Leave Taco Bell full and feeling rather shitty.
3.Get home and start to feeling the rumbling stomach the represents the earthquake before the volcano.
4.Run to the bathroom desperately clinching you buttcheeks together.
5.Get to toilet sit down.
6.EXPLODE SHIT all over your toilet bowl, ass cheeks, and nut sack.
7.Wipe your ass extra well, and possibly follow with a shower.

I ate Taco Bell, and an hour later my ass erupted into a violent explosion splattering shit in every direction onto my toilet bowl.

by explosive poopy March 03, 2010

taco bell

most effective laxative known to man.

"Shit, I am constipated, lets go to taco bell!"

*1 Hour Later* "Oh man, I am going to extrude masssive quantities of shit out of my ass thanks to taco bell!"

by ex lax July 29, 2005

taco bell

slang for laxatives

the anorexic chick took some taco bell and was shitting her guts out.

by Allanator July 11, 2011

taco bell

fast food place that gives you the shits

grande combo= try not to shit yourself special. After you eat it your shit wants to think outside of your buns and run for your border.

by nick March 02, 2004

taco bell

a store that actually got kicked out of my town because the meat quality was so poor...

me: it sucks there no taco bell here
friend: you know they got kicked out because of thier meat right?
me: meh sitll worth it

by quiksliver September 30, 2006

taco bell

the inventors of diarrhea

don't go to taco bell unless you want diarrhea

by jerryjackson January 19, 2007

taco bell

the best way to skip work or cure constipation. slow painfull death in the john.

Bill "i want some diareheah"
George "lets go to taco bell then."

by buttwagoneater September 24, 2007