Table One 

When you get old. At parties you are seated at table one.

I feel so old, Im sitting at table one!

Table One by Jreality7 March 17, 2012

Table One 

a group, preferably one that comprises a luch table, that one a select few can ever enter.

Anyone not at table one for luch is a chode boy fresh

Table One by CBFTREVVYTREV April 19, 2009

table for one 

Masturbation.

Person 1: Hey man, are you going over to your girlfriends tonight for some action?
Person 2: Nah, I'm just gonna take a table for one.

table for one by Tu Mother May 24, 2009

One Table 

A common code within the drug underworld used to describe a significant deal with a rival gang.

"Meet you at the restaurant tonight, there is only one table"

One Table by numerouno1999 June 13, 2013

to put one's card on the table

To be honest about your feelings and intentions

I thought it was time to put one's card on the table.

to put one's card on the table by Coolest of All May 11, 2017

one with the table 

take a breath, observe your surroundings, and woosh move, it can be anywhere, half a centimeter backward or ten meters forwards, you are now a weeping angel so don't get caught moving

evie and grace were ONE WITH THE TABLE when the crt turned her back

one with the table by TAblesasone May 31, 2022