Table leg 

Something that ALWAYS happens to stab your toes

Person: walking to the couch

Table leg:reaches out and stabs persons toes

Person:ooooo look a huge chunk out of my toe is missing again due to the stupid table leg.

Table leg by The real holy cow February 4, 2020

Table leg move 

To perform stick your leg into your partners ass and wiggle leg

I gave my girlfriend the table leg move and we had to rush to the er at 1 in the morning

Table leg move by Krig6user December 31, 2021

slippery busted table leg 

When having sex with a woman/man/other doggy-style, your penis slips out. It heads straight for Door Number 2 but gets jammed sideways in between the ass cheeks, thus resembling a broken table leg.

After his third slippery busted table leg, Bill was never the same.

Hurts more than a slippery busted table leg.

slippery busted table leg by Wes & Rob December 14, 2008

5th Table Leg 

A meal that is so good you pop a boner. A meal that is just phenomenal! Delicious meal!!

That porkchop dinner was a 5th table leg meal!

5th Table Leg by John Kazz September 25, 2007

table-legged 

The act of attempting to level a wobbly table that has one leg shorter than the others. Usually resulting in reducing a dinner table to the height of a coffee table.

I just table-legged my haircut, (by trying to even out the ends).

table-legged by JD Too February 18, 2013

cookout table legs

when a middle aged man gets high as fuck

Man David got so folded he whipped out his cookout table legs

cookout table legs by kitttyyygirl January 3, 2021

10 legged table 

10 legged table refers to when one person is bent forward providing felatio to another person, while being penetrated from behind by additional person, and while simultaneously stimulating two other people with their hands. Five people total are involved in a "10 legged table", the one providing services, and the four receiving.

Dan was satisfied, but sore, following the 10 legged table he performed with the four college basketball players.

10 legged table by blackhawk45lc October 23, 2023