szwez

A fat lazy cable installer

Geeze he's a fuckin szwez.

szwez by Anonymous August 23, 2003

Swezzing

The art of constructing random sounds and actions so unpredictable and uninterpretable which make zero sense to the point where you are insane.

That cunt is swezzing, he's off it.

Mate you're fucken swezzing. What the fuck are you saying?

Swezzing by crazy craig the pitbull October 18, 2022

Swez 

When something exciting / amazing happens.

“Oh damn! That’s really swez!” John exclaimed after discovering the cure for cancer.

Swez by Saphhyrus September 10, 2020

mang-a-szeezh 

An exclamation of disappointed surprise.

Pizza Shop owner: We're sorry, but you'll have to wait another 45 minutes for your pizza that was supposed to be there already.
Me: Mang-A-Szeezh!

mang-a-szeezh by Raw Guru July 17, 2011

Shwez 

Cheese: a term regarding any kind of cheese!
Also used in hockey, as a term to describe "top shelf".

WEIRDEST WORD EVER!!!!
MADE UP BY A GYM AND SCIENCE TEACHER!

"score for the top SHWEZ".
"want some SHWEZ and crakers?"

Shwez by Oswald (the awsome) April 18, 2010

Shwez 

When a good friend of yours has an alter ego that is called a “shwez”. When he/she is in their alter ego zone they are now called “shwez”

Hey bro your starting to shwez!

Buddy go so high last night he shwezed out

Shwez by cat cheese May 13, 2018

Skwezz 

Skwezz is an adjective referring to a person/object which is of a high standard

“Yo my schlime that jacket is skwezz bro”

Skwezz by FloridaJhit123 April 19, 2021