Customer - "I'm hungry for a big breakfast. What do you suggest?"
Server - "How about The CBG? It's our house omelet with shrimp, onions, green peppers, mushrooms, tomatoes, spinach and Mozzarella cheese."
Customer - "The Cajun Bayou Grille house omelet sounds good, but can you swap ham for the shrimp? I'm a swibokin vegetarian and hate seafood."
Server - "Sure! Grits, oatmeal or hashbrowns? And toast or biscuit? They're included."
Customer - "Hashbrowns, biscuit and orange juice--and coffee, of course."

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak