A round fluffy item worn around your neck for attraction of Zebras, Monkeys, and Pumas. Other wise known as the 'Turtler'.
Random Guy says:

"RUN! GO GO GO! The monkeys are coming down to hunt you because of your Turtler!"

"Great Turtle Neck Sweater you got there man."
- Eager customer says
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A man who tries so hard to be liked by everyone while maintaining an ultra preppy persona, giving the illusion of having a sweater around his neck.
It seems like John tries way too hard for everyone to like him, he is definitely a sweater around the neck.
by Awesomest77 July 11, 2013
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when you are going down on a chick and she has a turtle head that pokes you in the neck, and you start to sweat because you are afraid of being shit on
The man was not expecting to wear a turtle neck sweater that evening.
by peter palmer February 7, 2006
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when a girl with braces is sucking your dick and your foreskin gets stuck in the braces
chad-bro was is there a blood stain on your pants
kyle- oh dude the other day i got a bloody sweater neck and it won’t stop bleeding
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The awful looking hairy neck some men leave when they meticulously groom a goatee. Yuck
That guy is cute, but the sweater neck calls into question his grooming habits. Nope
by Zacairy May 31, 2023
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