An organizational cabal of spin doctors, usually engaged to protect a frivolous accuser from the whole truth.

SWAT is an acronym for "Sherwin Williams Academy of Transparency."
Pete's got himself quite a dilemma... if he seeks out that client, they'll fire him; if she gets to their SWAT team first, he'll wish they had.
by Phil deBasquette May 20, 2012
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Variation of washing the dog in which one testicle is inserted in a girl's asshole, while the other one is inserted in the girl's vagina. Named after the common police technique of sending one unit through the back, and one through the front. Believed to be of a higher degree of difficulty than washing the dog

"Her ass and her vag where so far apart, I'm pretty sure I sprained my left nut trying to swat team her"
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When you are busting through her back door, you pull out, nut in your hand, & then SWAT her in the face.
Yeah last night I SWAT Team'd that ho.
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Where a man takes his penis and penetrates a persons asshole without using lubrication.
"Mauricia is walking funny because Eric SWAT Teamed her last night."
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A hired service upon where someone has an incredible fly/ flying insect problem. These people are of course too lazy and hire a SWAT Team to remove the local infestation from the confines of their own home.
Guy 1: OMG! We have a fly problem!
Girl 1: Of course, weeee're tooo lazy, so let's hire a SWAT Team
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