When the crack of your buttocks is sweating so much it's a literal swamp.
Damn bro,i got some serious swass happening right now.
by Mebrahofcourse October 21, 2018
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Adjective/noun depending on usage.

Swass came around in the Paleozoic era when one of the early cavemen dominated the land for its cave women and fine hunting game. It is alleged that swag was created in a Petri dish by Eazy E in 1992 from the fossilized booger of this early cave man. This is why swag will never be cooler than swass.
Bob: Look at that two tone stage 3 C63S AMG over there
JJ: That’s mad swass!
by Kombucha Farts October 12, 2022
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When one's ass crack becomes condinsated with perspiration. Or sweaty Ass
"Man I got so nervous I got bad swass dog."
by ElPoyoLoco427 April 23, 2019
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Adjective used to describe someone with an equal mix of swag and sass.

Commonly used by unicorns.
If someone uses this word to describe you, it is an honour. You shall lower your head with nobility for you are now the swass meister.
"Omg you have sass"
"No bitch, i have swass"
"What's that"
";)"
by justanotherteenagefreak April 12, 2015
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Sweaty ass, but generally of a more pickly, oily consistency. almost like aioli sauce but grosser.

see swamp ass
Sweet merciful jesus! that's some bad swass aioli you gots there!
by the BLC August 27, 2008
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when your swass is so wet and hot you can hard boil eggs between your cheeks
It was so hot driving my car with no a/c and black leather seats I decided to make some swass eggs for something to eat when I got home.
by btothed July 11, 2008
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A beast at the gym who leaves a trail of sweat all over the equipment and doesn't wipe it down after.
"Ew that dude just soaked the bench and left it. Fucking Swass-Squatch"
by Mercedez.Kae December 17, 2015
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