Swampmoose 

an overweight fatass woman with no sexual appeal at all!!!

Anna Nicole was hot, now she's a swampmoose

Swampmoose by Jason Goad December 22, 2003

swamp moose 

The chick you never want to meet in a dark alley. Ugly. DAMN ugly.

That broad is a Dundalk swamp moose.

swamp moose by Stoney in Baltimore February 13, 2004

swamp moose 

Any girl that lives in Dundalk, usually lacking a full set of teeth.

That chick is a crack smokin Swamp Moose

swamp moose by Star the dundalk hater May 19, 2004

swampmonster 

A nasty, smelly, beast-like whore who looks like the sister of the star of 80's film classic "The Swampthing". Panic and heavy drinking always follows awakening next to this gnarly, cum-gurgling creature that is a carrier of several unknown venerial diseases.

After thowin back 16 foties of OE the night before, Tay-Tay awoke next to a swampmonster and a rashy crank.

swampmonster by Cyn City June 25, 2006

swamp moose 

noun. A large land animal found in the swamps. They are three times bigger than a regular moose and have the largest genitals of all land animals. (for you innernaut)

That guy is hung like a swamp moose!

swamp moose by Evilstraps September 20, 2006

swamp moose 

A really fat Girl
A definition used in my school

That fat chick is a swamp moose

swamp moose by Izzy March 27, 2005

Swampmonster 

A 10 feet Dingaling that loves to do it really hard

The Swampmonster is doing it with me!!!!!

Swampmonster by RIPPLEDSLAYER January 15, 2015