Swampy Viking

Having sex in a hot tub, jacuzzi, pool, pond, lake, or ocean.

Matt "Hey what happened to you at the end of the party?"

George "I was in your hot tub with that girl doing the swampy viking. You should add some chlorine, lots of it"

by DirtyHorhay May 15, 2010

Swampy Logger

When you shit in this bitch's pussy, then fuck it, then get sucked off, and finally finish it off with a make out session.

Last night in the barn your mother gave me a swampy logger

by sexiscool69 July 25, 2009

swampy butt

When you sweat from your buttocks and feel a rash in your latter regions.

After my run I had severe swampy butt.

by thebuttmaster October 22, 2015

swampy clam

A musty-smelling, nasty vagina.

"Damn, Stacy's mom had such a swampy clam"
"Yo this bitch had a swampy clam"

by Clitman March 11, 2014

swampy taint

A taint so unwashed it resembles the scummy bottom of a neglectful fifth grader's fishbowl

I had to stop eating Jessica's ass due to her swampy taint

by willhop_onmydick December 2, 2015

Swampy Romp

A date between Martha Halftrack and Bryant Hollifield. Held unbeknownst to her husband, Amos. Its very sneaky; the other soldiers don't know they're doing it. But Amos finds out everytime.

Marty: Hey, how about a Swampy Romp tonight? We'll sneak around and the boys won't even know.

Bryant: Great! I bet Papa Amos will be mad as a hornet.

Marty: Knowing him he probably will. He'll probably make us do a PT workout. But, hey, its just us. Nobody else.

Bryant: But what if he saw? Would he tell? Would I get thrown off base?

Amos: (hearing Bryant) No. We would never throw you off the base. Not here at Camp Swampy, anyway. Remember, I'm your Papa Amos. And I love you.

Marty: Yeah, and I'm your Grandma Marty. You can't forget that! We always have these little dates. So we're always rompin' around the Swamp.

Bryant: We'll romp around the Swamp tonight. We'll romp around it 'till broad daylight. We're gonna romp, gonna romp, gonna romp around tonight. Its a Swampy Romp!

by Dusty's Baby Powder August 4, 2011

swampy nympho

female who is constantly wet, and is always ready to go (nymphomaniac).

Dude, don't leave your girlfriend and me alone. She's such a swampy nympho that she'd jump on my dick if she had the chance.

by redhotie752 September 2, 2011