Used to express that the speaker of the 'sure call' doubts that a statement made by a person who he/she is talking to is truthful. often used in an elongated and loud tone, the longer and louder the sure call, the more doubtful the speaker is of the validity of the claim.
-"I'm sorry i couldn't make it over to your house last night, I feltsick..."
"Suuuure! I bet you really went and hung out with your girlfriend..."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!