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suspension bridge 

A sexual endeavor that requires two couples to complete a "Bombs bursting in Air" and facing one another with the women making out (A Bombs Bursting in Air is where a female is in the reverse cowgirl position while the man is standing up holding her hands to support her with her legs around him to hold herself up). If done correctly, the men should be able to roll a matchbox car back and forth over the bridge.
"Oh man, my car totally crashed when Julie twisted while we were doing the suspension bridge"
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suspension bridge 

When you have a big poop, and it lands sideways in the toilet, so it suspends the water like a bridge, spanning from one side of the bowl to the other. Upon flushing, the water will just sink beneath it, going down the pipe, and fill beneath the newly constructed "bridge". (The only way to flush a "suspension bridge" is to chop it up with a plunger).
"Man, I haven't taken a dump in 4 days. I totally just took one and made a giant suspension bridge."

Suspension Bridge 

A suspension bridge is similar to a Effile Tower but with 2 women and two men. One man enters from behind woman 1 and the other man enters the mouth of woman 2, with woman 1 eating out woman 2 in the middle. Due to distance the men hold hands directly infront of themselves instead of in the air creating the suspension bridge.
Man1: "there are two girls how are we going to Effile Tower? Do we just take Turns?"
Man2:"Nah we will just suspension bridge instead!"
Suspension Bridge by ManarGarth December 9, 2023

Suspension Bridge Effect 

The suspension bridge effect happens when a person crosses a suspension bridge and he sees someone of the opposite sex. his fear of falling down causes his heart to pound. He then mistakes that for the heart-pounding feeling felt when falling in love with the opposite sex.

In short, when the other party is in a state of fright and he see you, he will fall in love with you.

Psychologically it would work, but probably not in practice
Joyce: Scooter, I love you!

Scooter: Stop shaking the bridge

Joyce: be careful, your gonna fall. your gonna fall!
_____________________________________________________________

Ramantha: You know, The "suspension bridge effect" really works! i tried it last time.

Hanna: Yeah! I've heard about that! Thats the way to go about confessing right?

Ramantha: Sure is! How do you think i got Moe to start going out with me?

Mexican suspension bridge 

When you're in the tropics under a mosquito net, and your buddy climbs above you and drops a deuce on top of the net. If the net sags enough under the weight to allow the deuce to rest on you, its a mexican suspension bridge...if it doesn't then its just a suspension bridge - and if they've got the runs from some sketchy food eaten prior, and if it just pours through the holes in the net, than it is an Indonesian suspension bridge.
It was horrible. I had finally gotten to sleep in the intense humid air when my buddy gave me a Mexican suspension bridge.

The Suspension Bridge (The Golden Gate) 

A sex position with two girls and one guy. The girl is laying flat, as if on her belly, but is held in the air by the two guys. The girl's arms and legs are extended straight and each guy holds her with one arm in front one arm in back to show the span of the suspension. The road (the girl) then gets fucked from behind and gives head up front. TADA!
Just picture it, The Suspension Bridge (The Golden Gate) beautiful and shining as the cars plow down the road.
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
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