Sargent Johnson 

The most kick ass character in Halo 2.

Sargent Johnson: "Men, here's where we show those split-chinned, squid head, sons of bitches that they could have not picked a worse eneny than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb mugs until we don't have anything else to shoot 'em with! AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO STRANGLE THEM WITH THERE OWN-LIVING-GUTS! ...AM I RIGHT MARINES?!
Marines: SIR, YES, SIR!
Sargent Johnson: Mhhhm. Damn right I am. Now move it out. Double time!

Sargent Johnson by Michael L. Mott April 26, 2006

First Sargent's Time 

First Sargent's Time: (V.) Army. Milspeak for a unit of time, dependent upon the judgement, wisdom, capriciousness or stupidity of the Company First Sargent.
As a unit of measurment, First Sargent's Time is infinately more accurate than the US Atomic Clock because the US Atomic Clock can be off a second in 10 million years, whereas FIRST SARGENT's TIME IS NEVER OFF AND NEVER WRONG, despite all logic and evidence to the contrary.

"Until all this shit is picked up and put away, we are all on First Sargent's Time, Peoples!!!"

First Sargent's Time by Lucifer Tiddys (thats DDs, not TTs) October 1, 2007

martin sargent 

A Great man who was cheated out of doing his great show.

Well i would say watch G4Techtv, but they cancelled him...

martin sargent by Cheesebadger January 5, 2005

Surgexting 

Texting from underneath of scrubs while in the Operating Theatre.

Consultant: Hey you, medical student, what in the name of Netters are you doing?
Med Student: Surgexting my boyfriend how amazing this LIMA bypass surgery is!
Consultant: Get a life while you still can!

Surgexting by SleepingwithNaked June 10, 2011

Sargent Hut 

Someone whom commands/barks orders to others disrespectfully usually more than one at a time.

A person acting as if you're his slave whom is extremely demanding consistantly barking orders so much the person taking the order doesn't know which direction to go in.

The man who owns that car dealership can't even keep one employee to stay at his company because he is such a sargent hut.

Sargent Hut by daughter of sargent hut July 16, 2010

Sargent Avery Johnson 

One kick ass son of a bitch who knows what the ladies like.

Sargent Avery Johnson is a ladies man when you want a car he'll bring a tank

Sargent Avery Johnson by Dr Ebola Cat March 23, 2019

sergent40fries2 

A name bestowed to the god of destruction sergent40fries2. He can instantly kill anyone who dares opposes him. His most famous words are "that oompa lompa stopped my kill streak"

Person 1"have you heard of sergent40fries2"
Person 2" YOU DARE MENTION HIS NAME HE WILL SMITE US BOTH"

sergent40fries2 by Jbzommer November 19, 2019