mostly applicable at work: any or all of the possible symptoms that follow;
huge mirco manager,
passes on duties to others keeping his tasklist clear,
disgustingmullet,
refuses to take advice from others,
"his way or the high-way",
cheap and quick benefits make everything ok,
farms out projects daily
"E.B.R. is such a supreme douchebag"
"All he does is give other people his projects and then takes his 4 weeks of vacation time!"
One who pounds on keyboards with hammer fingers in a douchey way and drives a new mustang very slowly. These specific douches enter the supreme douche pizza arena once they combine the natural douchieness of a douche with added antics, like gloating about finances, warming one's hands as if in genuflection, or smiling at awkward moments. *Note: These supreme douche pizzas typically have prominent dimpled cheeks when they grin.
Pete: "I'm unsure about mike, he seems a little cocky."
Charles: "Yes, I hear you, I think he may be a supreme douche pizza."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.