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supreme doucher

one who is king of all douchers... Meaning they are lame, irresponsible, or potential jackasses....
if you are hanging out with a friend and lets say they randomly slap you in the face, they are a supreme doucher...
supreme doucher by ninjamonkeyz July 13, 2009
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supreme douchebag 

mostly applicable at work: any or all of the possible symptoms that follow;
huge mirco manager,
passes on duties to others keeping his tasklist clear,
disgusting mullet,
refuses to take advice from others,
"his way or the high-way",
cheap and quick benefits make everything ok,
farms out projects daily
"E.B.R. is such a supreme douchebag"
"All he does is give other people his projects and then takes his 4 weeks of vacation time!"

supreme douche pizza 

One who pounds on keyboards with hammer fingers in a douchey way and drives a new mustang very slowly. These specific douches enter the supreme douche pizza arena once they combine the natural douchieness of a douche with added antics, like gloating about finances, warming one's hands as if in genuflection, or smiling at awkward moments. *Note: These supreme douche pizzas typically have prominent dimpled cheeks when they grin.
Pete: "I'm unsure about mike, he seems a little cocky."
Charles: "Yes, I hear you, I think he may be a supreme douche pizza."

Douche Supreme 

The biggest douche that ever was. His douchiness is so grand it makes all the other douches seem like nice guys. And he's french.
Douche Supreme by lesser-douche February 22, 2009

douchebag supreme

Someone who through themselves or their progeny has no accomplishments whatsoever, but always has an opinion.
Tim Lankins is a douchebag supreme. Just ask his ex.

douchebag supreme

Anyone exhibiting traits or lack of abilities similar to Tim Lankin, a supreme douchebag.
Ryan Seacreast is a douchebag. Tim Lankin is a douchebag supreme
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