sugar tits

n. Describing a female with a deligtfully sweet bosom; a delicious pair of breasts.

"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" said the inebriated Mel Gibson to the arresting deputy.

by SkidMarkyMark July 30, 2006

sugar tits

Tits that are not big, but not too small; they fit perfectly, one in each hand

I love your sugar tits, they fit my hands like gloves!

by the $cuN>| January 03, 2007

sugar tits

Any sufficiently attractive female law officer dispatched to oppress good Christian men by her masters within the international conspiracy of invisible Zionist superjews.

"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" inquired the Academy Award-winning director. "Lookin' to kill a few Jesuses," the sergeant gamely replied.

by Moses Maybe August 01, 2006

sugar tits

An L.A. county police sergeant, if you're drunk enough and Australian enough.

"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?"--Mel Gibson

by goyische shitheel July 31, 2006

sugar tits

A term Mel Gibson uses towards female police officers after being cited with a DUI.

Mel:What are you looking at sugar tits?!?!?!

by andrew4565765 July 31, 2006

Sugar tits

A woman with nice breasts.

Originally attributed to Mel Gibson during is drunken driving arrest towards a female officer. In reality it was one of the arresting officers who stated that Gibson said it.

Hey sugar tits why don't you use my breathalyzer?

by X-Ray Camper March 04, 2009

Sugar Tit

A mother who enables a middle-aged loser to still live at home and sponge, mooch, and depend on her.

Boy, Gabe, your almost 40 and Mom is still taking care of
you! Isn't your Mom's Sugar Tit going to ever run dry?

by MustangGT October 29, 2007