When one is in the bath, then places a facecloth upon their asshole and farts. To collect ones internal fragrance. The noises of action replicates a the sound of a duck.
by Getting ready for a funeral April 25, 2022
The act of using a condom smaller than your penis. Wearing a condom that is not big enough. Your penis is forced to shrink into a small condom.
I had a suffocated hot dog because I had to barrow one of Jimmy's condoms last night, and his dick is tiny.
John's suffocated hot dog prevented him from gettin' some booty.
John's suffocated hot dog prevented him from gettin' some booty.
by Dark Siouxx January 28, 2011
When school children overload their arms with the stretchy rubber bracelets. Silly Bandz have become the sudden craze among many elementary schools, middle schools, and even high schools. They come in different colors and shapes, and kids squeeze many on their arm/s at one time. This may result in a sudden, dramatic loss of circulation.
John: "I just bought my daughter five packs of Silly Bandz the other day, and she wears all of them at once!"
Patrick: "Ah yes, it's Silly Bandz Suffocation."
Patrick: "Ah yes, it's Silly Bandz Suffocation."
by cooolkat08 May 30, 2010
When you are eating a banana and some gets stuck in your throat making you feel like you are suffocating.
1.Shouting 'Suffocating Banana' when some banana gets stuck in your throat
2.That was a suffocating banana!
2.That was a suffocating banana!
by LouiseTheCheese June 9, 2007
If your suffocating, just breathe. : It means to stop freaking out while you slowly die and just calm the fuck down and breathe.
by Insert random letters here December 5, 2020
where you take a girl by her pussy lips, sqeeze em together with a pair of vice grips, hold her off the ground by her hair and a piece of rope, shove a sword down her throat and say " what would you do for a klondike bar bitch!"
Man, I gave sally an angry russian suffocating hell slap and i have never heard her scream so loud since.
by anonymous47937987394875 September 17, 2008
When you try and suffocate yourself or someone else with a pillow as a joke and they instead fall asleep
did you manage to suffocate that nerd John today?
Nah, the pillow didnt work. john just got a suffocation nap
Nah, the pillow didnt work. john just got a suffocation nap
by SICKPIGS April 22, 2023