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suck a toe 

When you want someone to shut their whore mouth so you want to insert your big toe in their mouth to shut them up, but that wouldn't be publicly appropriate so you say "suck a toe" instead.
Erin: Hey guys, wanna hear a story!?
Everyone: SUCK A TOE!
suck a toe by BIG MAN 24 November 14, 2016

Suck a toe 

Suck a toe is a commonly used fraze used by two bestfriends they say it instead of being a naughty teen
Suck a toe by SF2270 January 25, 2019

suck a toe 

Sin cos tan, soh-cah-toa (sin, opposite, hypotenuse, etc). Used in trigonometry
Suck a toe, so I'm using tan because i have the opposite and adjacent

Suck a toe 

Adjective: to suck a toe.

To tell someone to suck a toe, is essentially the mash up of “fuck off” and “kiss my ass”, in a much more PG way, and is much more socially acceptable in an environment with slightly less than chill adults.
Guy 1: oh my god, why would you stab my hand with your pencil?!

Guy 2: I’m sorry man, I didn’t see it there.
Guy 1: Jesus dude. Go suck a toe.
Suck a toe by Luna20 October 20, 2023

Suck a toe! 

School way of saying "go suck a cock/fuck off".
Go suck a toe! Carl, you bother me.
Suck a toe! by Lamoosh December 13, 2016
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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