When you want someone to shut their whore mouth so you want to insert your big toe in their mouth to shut them up, but that wouldn't be publicly appropriate so you say "suck a toe" instead.

Erin: Hey guys, wanna hear a story!?
Everyone: SUCK A TOE!

suck a toe by BIG MAN 24 November 14, 2016

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Suck a toe

Suck a toe is a commonly used fraze used by two bestfriends they say it instead of being a naughty teen

Suck a toe Johnny!

Suck a toe by SF2270 January 25, 2019

suck a toe

Sin cos tan, soh-cah-toa (sin, opposite, hypotenuse, etc). Used in trigonometry

Suck a toe, so I'm using tan because i have the opposite and adjacent

suck a toe by Ronald Reagan but british February 6, 2023

Suck a toe

Adjective: to suck a toe.

To tell someone to suck a toe, is essentially the mash up of “fuck off” and “kiss my ass”, in a much more PG way, and is much more socially acceptable in an environment with slightly less than chill adults.

Guy 1: oh my god, why would you stab my hand with your pencil?!

Guy 2: I’m sorry man, I didn’t see it there.
Guy 1: Jesus dude. Go suck a toe.

Suck a toe by Luna20 October 20, 2023

Suck a toe!

School way of saying "go suck a cock/fuck off".

Go suck a toe! Carl, you bother me.

Suck a toe! by Lamoosh December 13, 2016

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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