It's the world's most annoying melon. His name is Cocomelon.
"-Here is the story that I'm tellin'
-What is it?
-About a Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon
-Yayyyyy!"
by Anonymous, Well I think? March 04, 2021
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guy 1: have you herd of cocomelon
guy 2: oh yeah that stupid ass melon
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