Stump Dump

A shit so big it’s like passing a fucking tree stump out your asshole.

My as is torn up. I just took a stump dump.

by Eaton Holgoode December 21, 2017

Dump Stumped

When you are sitting in the stall of a public bathroom and somebody walks in, prohibiting you from pooping, as you previously were or might have been about to.

Yo I was about to drop a serious deuce, when some bitch walked in and dump stumped me.

by smasyracuse October 7, 2010

dump stump

The toilet.

"Dude, I gotta jump on my dump stump and squeeze one out"

by The frankenloaf October 14, 2013