Stump Dump

A shit so big it’s like passing a fucking tree stump out your asshole.
My as is torn up. I just took a stump dump.
by Eaton Holgoode December 21, 2017
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Dump Stumped

When you are sitting in the stall of a public bathroom and somebody walks in, prohibiting you from pooping, as you previously were or might have been about to.
Yo I was about to drop a serious deuce, when some bitch walked in and dump stumped me.
by smasyracuse October 07, 2010
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dump stump

"Dude, I gotta jump on my dump stump and squeeze one out"
by The frankenloaf October 15, 2013
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