Stump Dump

A shit so big it’s like passing a fucking tree stump out your asshole.

My as is torn up. I just took a stump dump.

by Eaton Holgoode December 21, 2017

dump stump

The toilet.

"Dude, I gotta jump on my dump stump and squeeze one out"

by The frankenloaf October 14, 2013

slump dump

when u pass out while taking a shit

ah dude, i ate way to much i ended up taking a slump dump

by colt405 April 4, 2015

dump stamp

a smudge on someones face that looks like they bumped into a turd on the wall.

" That dude is hitting on chicks in public and dont even realize he has a big ol' dump stamp on his face."

by chriscasey September 9, 2006

Dump Slump

A frustrating period of time where you are having either lasting constipation or are just all around not satisfied with the size. Especially when you can feel it coming but just can't seem to follow through. (Lasts from 2-5 days)

(Dale): After that chef boyardi chugging contest, I have been in the biggest Dump Slump
(Keith): Wah Wah Wahhhhhh

by CaptainHuge April 17, 2009

Dump slump

Someone who hates whatever it is their hearing or doing by slouching their head and shoulders.

I accused my boyfriend of cheating on me for the millionth time and he did the dump slump.

by O.G. Dump Slump August 14, 2019

Slump a dump

Completely sorry and utterly good for nothing. A unfortunate waste of time and space.

Kyle is a slump a dump of a roommate. He is irresponsible with paying bills and cleaning up after himself.

by worldwidetoybox September 6, 2020