stump broke
Ol' Dave got that heifer so stump broke, all you got to do is step up on the stump and she backs up just pretty as you please.
stump broke by Booger February 27, 2004
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Stump broke
When you take your woman out in the woods, bend her over a stump and clean out both barrels just like you would a shotgun.
Stump broke by snizzlewizzle May 18, 2016
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stump broke by dennisrwood October 18, 2003
stump broke
To break ones will. To make one conform. Ass rape. To punk. The term "stump" represents the hieghth of the act taking place. To break someone over a stump and rape them. Hence the term broke.
stump broke by jody young July 12, 2006
stump broke horse
A horse that is trained to back up to a stump. The owner of said horse then proceeds to stand on the stump, and vigorously fornicates the horse.
Cowpoke - "Is that a stump broke horse?"
Rancher - "Yeah, I backed 'er up to a stump and fucked the shit out of 'er jes last night.
Rancher - "Yeah, I backed 'er up to a stump and fucked the shit out of 'er jes last night.
stump broke horse by Spizzum August 10, 2006
stumpbroke
When some bastard in the throes of bestiality trains a horse, mule, or any livestock animal into not walking away from a tree stump whenever he, ahem... "assumes the postion"...
if said bastard gets his freak on with said beast of "burden", and the animal has not tried to run off, it's stumpbroke.
if said bastard gets his freak on with said beast of "burden", and the animal has not tried to run off, it's stumpbroke.
"That skank-ass hoochiemama is just like a stumpbroke goat, she's spent her whole life backin up to somethin doggystyle"
stumpbroke by Brian Wilson May 9, 2005
cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.