stronging it 

Someone strutting about with there chests out staring people down, generally trying to be the alpha male. Basically a complete twat.

I bumped into this bloke the other day by mistake. I said sorry, but he just stared at me. He was really stronging it. What a complete wanker.

stronging it by Marty B September 26, 2005

stroking it

a way of saying masterbation

yo, i just stroked it, quite wonderful

stroking it by Jesse March 17, 2007

Scrooging it up 

Someone who is being unpleasant, miserable or un- cooperate on christmas or during the christmas season

'Oh come on dont be such a scrooge'
'I hate christmas'
'Have some christmas spirit'

'Dont be so miserable'
'Christmas is the worst holiday in the year'
'You're scrooging it up'

If a person is miserable throughout christmas with no valid reason they are 'Srooging it up'

Scrooging it up by 37-10 December 26, 2009

Strobing It 

When a male has to masturbate more rapidly than usual because he knows that someone is coming home soon and he may not have much time to finish before interrupted. The act of "strobing it" is similar to the speed at which a strobe light flashes.

Pete's roommate called to tell him that he would be home in 5 minutes. Pete must begin strobing it at a higher rate of speed in order to avoid an awkward situation.

Strobing It by Gylippus July 2, 2008

sponging it 

its when someone is sitting on a seat, farts but it is absorbed in to the sponge so when the next person sits on the seat that person gets the smell from the fart

jack: dude i was totally sponging it on the chair, i cant wait till jerry sits down
*silence*
jerry: ewwww! JACK!

sponging it by horny-dandilion June 16, 2007

scrooging it 

Living beyond cheaply. Hoarding money to obscene extents. The art of being a penny-pinching coupon-clipping treasure-hoarding frugality nazi.

"I just quit my shitty job, so I'm scrooging it until I find something that sucks less."

scrooging it by Rafn May 3, 2005

Stroking it blind 

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area

“Dude, where were you?”
“Sorry, I had to be careful as I was stroking it blind”

Stroking it blind by Heather Kerns April 23, 2024