Stroking the Salami

When guys masterbate.

Adam has been in the bathroom for over an hour stroking the salami.

by STROW-kihn Da Sah-LAWM-mee May 9, 2003

Stroke the Salami

1. To tamper with a piece of meat.

2. To grip one's own male genitalia, and stroke in a gratifying motion to achieve orgasm (cream-ation).

Adapted from American Pie

See also: masturbation, choking the chicken, petting the one-eyed monster, jackin off, jerking off, fondling myself, manhandling my jimmy, masturing my bait, f*cking myself

Yuna stroked my salami all night, dog. She wouldn't back off a nigga.

by turbanator December 29, 2002

Stroking the Salami

To rub a piece of meat for a better taste

That butcher really knows how to stroke his salami

by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

Stroking the salami

Synonym for masturbation

"Caught him stroking the salami last night"

by Zaks June 11, 2007

Stroke the Salami

male masturbation

by Da Nastee One October 30, 2003