Stroking the Salami

Adam has been in the bathroom for over an hour stroking the salami.
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Stroke the Salami

1. To tamper with a piece of meat.

2. To grip one's own male genitalia, and stroke in a gratifying motion to achieve orgasm (cream-ation).

Adapted from American Pie

See also: masturbation, choking the chicken, petting the one-eyed monster, jackin off, jerking off, fondling myself, manhandling my jimmy, masturing my bait, f*cking myself
Yuna stroked my salami all night, dog. She wouldn't back off a nigga.
by turbanator December 30, 2002
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Stroking the Salami

To rub a piece of meat for a better taste
That butcher really knows how to stroke his salami
by Sphinctar May 08, 2003
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