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Stretch Style's 

Is a person on the make, or a hustler. Usually from the street's, like a street punk (PUNK ROCK) hardcore individual.
Usually heavily tattooed and speak's in slang.
Live's life day to day like it was the last. No fear and does not care. This person blend's in a crowd when needed and is all way's under minded. Gang oriented and street smart. Usually violent and will attack with out notice. Like's loud music and easy women. Liquor is a pass time, you can find these individual's in the big city.
I seen stretch style's on the block today!!!
Stretch Style's by Drifter13 July 31, 2011
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tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel 

Used to describe the tightness of a womans vagina to all your friends. Often used in conjuction with the words likepussy, cunt, and box. BEWARE! NEVER USE IN FRONT OF WOMEN TO DESCRIBE OTHER WOMEN. DIRE CONSEQUENCES MAY INCUR!
Her cunt was tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel... niccce!

World’s Greatest Stretch 

A dynamic full-body mobility exercise that combines a deep lunge, thoracic spine rotation, and hamstring stretch to improve flexibility, joint mobility, and muscular activation across the hips, spine, hamstrings, and shoulders. Commonly used as a warm-up drill in athletic and general fitness settings. Made popular by Dr. Aaron Horschig of Squat University.
Before squatting, I always do the World’s Greatest Stretch to open up my hips and thoracic spine.

hose stretcher 

a hose stretcher is a rookie in the fire service...some guys will have a rookie look for items on a truck and will usually have hose stretcher towards the end...
Battalion Chief-probie, have you found everything on this truck?

Probie-yes sir, i have found everything except the hose stretcher

fellow firefighter "laughs" haha

probie: whats so funny?

FireFighter-ur the hose stretcher probie
hose stretcher by IGFireFighter November 14, 2009

Board Stretcher

This is the device that you tell the rookie new-hire carpenter to go get for you out of the foreman's truck so you can get the board he just cut 2 inches too short to fit right in the new kitchen cabinet. It only exists in the minds of awnry carpenters who like to play jokes on the FNG.
Me: "Damn Hector you cut the board too short. Go get the board stretcher out of the foreman's truck, rookie."

Hector: "What's it look like?"

Me: "You'll know it when you see it. If it ain't there ask the foreman where he has it."
Board Stretcher by auriuman April 4, 2011

cunt stretcher 

A cock that's wide enough to stretch a cunt out.
His cunt stretcher really made that bitch scream, but you know she loved it!
cunt stretcher by Cocktail Sauce #1 February 20, 2009

Pipe stretcher 

An imaginary tool used to haze beginning apprentices on construction sites, by telling them to retrieve this tool from some other part of the site. Each time the apprentice arrives at a new location, the workers, who know there is no such thing as a pipe stretcher, play along with the joke by saying something like "oh, you just missed it--they're using it up on the third floor, so you'll have to ask them." The apprentice is sent all around the job site for the entire work day, or until the apprentice figures out it is a joke.
I need you to go down to the south end and get that pipe stretcher back from the iron workers.
Pipe stretcher by Ewizobeth May 16, 2014