Straight Faggots 

Straight people at gay bars.

These straight faggots be takin ova this place.

Straight Faggots by NYCJfry December 13, 2021

Straight faggot

Someone who Is heterosexual yet acts like a homosexual

Hayden stop saying gay shit you're a straight faggot

Straight faggot by Dr.tevoooool March 8, 2020

Straight faggot

A stupid person who you work with everyday and tap out every single time.

"that guy who lives in room 217 is a straight faggot.

Straight faggot by Straight faggot June 29, 2016

Straight faggot

An egocentric man who is so weak and useless, that he is not even able to satisfy his own female partner.

Dude’s girlfriend came to visit after they haven't seen each other in a while, and that straight faggot was so self absorbed that he only got drunk and didn't bang her.

Straight faggot by Rhinkydinky December 29, 2021

A straight faggot 

A heterosexual person who has homosextual tendencies.

Hayden why are you acting like a straight faggot

A straight faggot by Dr.tevoooool March 8, 2020

straight faced faggot 

A guy that pretends to be straight but is actually gay, and continues to pretend he's not when he clearly is. Basically a way to describe metrosexual men, who care too much about their looks and wear tight jeans that squeeze their shrivelled up nuts. An all time great way to stop a guy like that with just one line, use it carefully, it will create major tension and a room full of silence!

Shut up about your hair straightener, you straight faced faggot!

Do they make those for men or for straight faced faggots?

Just come out of the closet and admit it, you straight faced faggot!

As if you wanna discuss how you only wash your hair once a week, are you a straight faced faggot or what?

straight faced faggot by niggawhat! May 2, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005