straight cash

Paying only in cash; using no other form of payment except cash.

"I just bought this truck straight cash!"

by Pattern Blue January 22, 2008

Straight Cash

Mr Obama's plan for solving the national deficit

Reporter: "Mr Obama, how do you plan to solve the national deficit?"
Obama: "Straight cash nigga"

by LawlAtTheMall January 13, 2008

straight cash, homey

The means by which Randy Moss pays his bills.

Reporter: "Write the check yet, Randy?"

Moss: "When you're rich, you don't write checks."

Reporter: "If you don't write checks, how do you pay these guys?"

Moss: "Straight cash, homey."

by seanmccallum December 19, 2007

Straight Cash Folded

Really really drunk.

Pete went out last night. He was so straight cash folded.

by jordane210 March 24, 2009

straightcrasher

n. A heterosexual who seeks kudos through visiting gay bars / clubs / events in a somewhat mistaken belief that the gays throw the best parties... something not always appreciated by certain sections of the homosexual community

'Damn those straightcrashers!' thought Marc and Lawrence, as they waited impatiently in the too-long queue for the portaloos at Manchester Pride

by galexb May 29, 2008

Straightcasimistic

When someone is not being sarcastic. They are being straightforward.

I couldn’t tell if Jimmy was being sarcastic or straightcasimistic.

by JahMay🧆 November 10, 2020

straightwashed

A person whose true sexual orientation is anything other than heterosexual or asexual, and has assimilated to heterosexual cultural norms, mores and folkways. This person may also deal with issues of internalized homophobia.

Jeff is so straightwashed, he only goes to straight clubs even though he wants dick.

by DeeYo March 12, 2014