Straight people

A strange breed of people. They are obsessed with tik-tok and only listen to travis scott,cardi b, and doja cat

Me: straight people are odd

by www.99999999.com January 17, 2022

Straight people

An endangered species that's being mercilessly hunted by femboys/traps

No one:
Literally no one:
People in 2069: remember when straight people weren't extinct?

by I eat poop 69 March 11, 2022

Straight People

People of the following characteristics

- walks slowly
- obsessed with the opposite sex
- prolly loves sex
- thinks gay people have a crush on them

Person 1: *walks fast while having standards and texting same-sex crush*
Person 2: Slow down!
Person 3: Yeah slow down
Person 1: Y'all are a bunch of straight people 🙄

by Just An Epic Genius April 29, 2022

Straight People

Disgusting people who have no flavor.

"Wait...are you gay"
"No, I'm a straight people"

by annaa.rosee January 7, 2021

Straight people

One of the reasons humanity isn't extinct. Seriously why do I see so many definitions hating on straights?

Straight people are one of the reasons humanity isn't extinct.

by the random. March 1, 2023

Straight people

Normal people

Person 1: look at those normal citizens

Person 2:nah they just straight people

by Oranana October 15, 2023

Straight People

People who keep humanity alive and reproduce and have actual flavor in love

LGBTQ Person: "Omg I hate straight people they are so disgusting"
Straight person: "You Were Created by a straight person"

by OFFICIAL RIZZLER March 10, 2025