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Sick to my Stomach
ohhh STMS :(
STMS by gurugarzah May 28, 2010
A trash middle school in Susquehanna Township that’s old and falling apart. The students there are crackheads that smoke weed and drink vodka during class. There’s nothing good about this school except that i guess you could say it’s “diverse”. People fight over dumb shit and are childish. Everyone there is dumb except for a few select people. All of the school dances suck and they aren’t fun. The teachers are never there so there are constantly substitutes in classes. In conclusion don’t go there.
Person: Where do you go to school?

Me: STMS

Person: Oh... that sucks
STMS by uhokthensis February 21, 2020
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