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Sticky hairdo 

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The act of pulling out of oral sex and cumming into a girls hair. The cum is then thoroughly rubbed into the hair. To finish off the hairdo, the man "blow dries" the girls hair by turning around and blowing a massive fart in her hair and on her face.
What's wrong with your hair Janet?

It was Jamal, he gave me a sticky hairdo yesterday. I can still taste his shit.
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Sticky hairy • Sticky Hair • Sticky hairdo • Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS! • Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey BOLLOCKS! • Hair stick • hairy stinky twat • sticky • sticky bun • sticky fingers

Sticky hairy 

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Foreign cum infested pubes during intercourse
Hey Fred can we get a “sticky hairy” tonight?
Sticky hairy by Sticky hairy April 11, 2022
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Sticky hairy 

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When one ejaculates with such intensity that it knocks them out leaving them covered in cum, and when awake they find themselves in a sticky, hairy situation, and glued by their pubes to the bed sheets. More common in the UK where they still are achieving new records for country with most pubes collectively in the world.
"oy mate! I thank it was aroond last neght that I was getting off ta yong betty, and I jizzed meself ta sleep ya, but when Ih woke up ya see, moy sticky had glued me to my sheets yeah it done it! I had meself a sticky hairy one I did"
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Hair stick

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A shiny wooden stick with the purpose of putting your hair up by twisting and turning it into a bun of sorts
Do u need a hair stick?
Hair stick by McAl June 10, 2014
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Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey BOLLOCKS! 

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The clue's in the name...
Said when someone/thing gets you really, REALLY irate. And any other words can be included, preferably as foul as possible.
Claire - Have you handed in that assignment yet?
Emma - aaaaghghghghh big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey bollocks!!!
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Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!

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One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought
thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"
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