by Bello_5280 March 23, 2021
Janna: Hey Karen did you have sex with your boyfriend last night?
Karen: I was about to but when I pulled down his pants he had a nasty pretzel stick so I kicked his ass to the curb after.
Janna: Damn rip.
Karen: I was about to but when I pulled down his pants he had a nasty pretzel stick so I kicked his ass to the curb after.
Janna: Damn rip.
by epicbullet497 May 25, 2017
And what is your study on an analogous topic going to accomplish other than your own aggrandizement, shit-for-brains? HA! *Long term he says! Ha!
Hym "Yeah, hey, I think you're deflecting to 2nd order motivational principles to detract from a pretty egregious violation of civil liberties in the vein of that E'carceration book. But what I've done is write something people are actually going to read and what I wrote isn't a derivative re-hashing of the same work-salesman talking points. I imagine this is intended to be analogous to a school shooting but that shit is YOUR fault, collectively. That's you not knowing when to let shit go. And if you would have let the trams shit go when I told you to, you'd have 7 extra Catholic kids running around WOULDN'T YOU MATT? And I'm not a fraud. People expect me to be bombastic or something but none of the characters based on me are that. Almost all of them are dispassionate or aloof. Which I am. Is being good at gas station work concordant with virtue? No. And everything I said was happening is happening. I don't know what you expect me to be but I guarantee you're going to expect (deliberately) something you know I'm not so you can cry fraud. But ONKY because I called your favorite psychologist a charlatan. Perpetual uno reverse out of spite but you can't actually think well enough to do anything else. That and YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick
by Hym Iam October 9, 2023
A male organ, often below average in size, with the sole purpose of compelling its owner to submit financially to unobtainable women.
by Mister Big Boy January 4, 2022
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by Knows_Shit January 8, 2015
A absolute god of a streamer who makes heads roll. He gets all the bitches and all the hoes. He's in the cool guy orphan club and he aint even a orphan
by ML14 June 27, 2023