The most intelligent/maniacal/deviant one-year-old you will ever see in your life, and clearly the best character on Family Guy. Seth MacFarlane is such a damn genius.
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
Stewie is a bad-ass muthaf****. Don't mess with the best.
Stewie is a bad-ass muthaf****. Don't mess with the best.
by paper and pantry October 6, 2005
by Alien510 May 17, 2005
The act of getting stupid, dumb, and hyphy on the dancefloor or any location at hand.
Driving crazy and hitting donuts at all and any intersetions available to do so.
Driving crazy and hitting donuts at all and any intersetions available to do so.
"nigga I was on the block gettin stewy on them bitches!"
"I was scrapin my shit on the block gettin stewy"
"yo that nigga was hella stewy up on the flo"
"I was scrapin my shit on the block gettin stewy"
"yo that nigga was hella stewy up on the flo"
by Montzilla October 12, 2007
by jdawg12 July 30, 2005
by jz24 March 18, 2006
You can find him in vents mostly in New York City. Especially if the vent is bent and you can smell eggs. He likes to hide under beds and possess people. Stewie likes to jump out of windows without screens and scream "What what in the butt". You can find him hanging out with churros. New York would not be complete without Stewie. he can come to life if you write a fanfic about him.
Person 1: Why is our vent bent????
Person 2: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE AND GRAB A CHURRO BECAUSE STEWIE IS COMING SHAWTY GIRL
Person 2: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE AND GRAB A CHURRO BECAUSE STEWIE IS COMING SHAWTY GIRL
by Positive Trash Can June 30, 2017
a baby character in family guy who somehow talks so explicit not even his family doesn't even realize
a friend with a dog that can somehow talk and once again his family doesn't realize or even fucking care about it, THIS IS WHY WE FUCKING TAKE MEDS FOR DOGS THIS IS WHY BRIAN GOT IN A CAR CRASH YOU FUCKING SHI-
the guy who rides a tricycle and talks so explicitly in which he cant even ride a bicycle. what were peter and lois doing while having sex again?
a friend with a dog that can somehow talk and once again his family doesn't realize or even fucking care about it, THIS IS WHY WE FUCKING TAKE MEDS FOR DOGS THIS IS WHY BRIAN GOT IN A CAR CRASH YOU FUCKING SHI-
the guy who rides a tricycle and talks so explicitly in which he cant even ride a bicycle. what were peter and lois doing while having sex again?
stewie: hey brian, want to time travel again back to the 1900s to watch the titanic sink again? aw man, the glory.
brian: FUCK OFF PETE-- oh woof woof? i mean nah man you can go yourself ive already been in the bar enough with peter that i cant even fucking talk straight.
lois: stewie dont mess with peter's underwear its too big for you to fit in!!!1!1
stewie: fuck no motha this is better than using the tight ass baby diapers i always use, always made me uncomfortable as shit.
brian: *doesnt realize a car is about to hit him*
stewie: DUDE WATCH OUT A TRIHARD CAR DRIVER IS ABOUT TO HIT YOU!
brian: bruh thats ridiculous you think that'll happen to my doggy ass va- *gets violently hit*
brian: FUCK OFF PETE-- oh woof woof? i mean nah man you can go yourself ive already been in the bar enough with peter that i cant even fucking talk straight.
lois: stewie dont mess with peter's underwear its too big for you to fit in!!!1!1
stewie: fuck no motha this is better than using the tight ass baby diapers i always use, always made me uncomfortable as shit.
brian: *doesnt realize a car is about to hit him*
stewie: DUDE WATCH OUT A TRIHARD CAR DRIVER IS ABOUT TO HIT YOU!
brian: bruh thats ridiculous you think that'll happen to my doggy ass va- *gets violently hit*
by dankr4idiator July 21, 2019