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STEPDAD: the MAN who changed your shitty arse, cleaned up your sick, put a roof over your head, took you to school, bought you new gear and read you bedtime stories while your real dad was out living his batchelor life...
Those are nice trainers...

Thanks, my step dad bought me them

Wheres your real dad?

Out wasting money...
by CMPR June 04, 2011
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A man who has married your divorced mother and is not, necessarily, a bad person.

Please do not say that the very definition of being a step dad is being an asshole, just because yours it.
This is just stupid
Person- i love my step dad
Other- WHY?! he's a step dad, there's no such thing as a good step dad!! mine is a drunken ass hole
Person- Your step dad and mine are different people
by Vexets April 23, 2007
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A man that is married to your mother. A wall may have more personality than he. Does nothing to bring you up but everything to make you feel like crap. He thinks you listen to him, when in reality you couldn't give a care what he is saying. His words are of no value, however, he would beg to differ. He thinks he is the most helpful, amazing, sexiest man alive when we all know he's nothing but a porch swinging liquor pig. Your mother does not even like him and he may just so happen to be a mantinence man at your school. Do not feel bad when you have the erge to throw something at him, smack him, kill him, or not listen to him. There are many other people out there like you!
YEs, that is my step dad.
by rewrew August 12, 2009
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A guy who came in a kids life to care for them and love them like they are his own. He is the type of guy you wish was your dad in the first place. He will forever you live you. He will protect you from everything and will take his life so you can keep yours.
I call you dad because really your just that great of a Stepdad.
by cutest step daughter ever June 13, 2017
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Total jerk-off who sits on his ass all day drinking. He will act like your real father and try and cut you down like a big prick. If you have the urge to go kill him, I wouldnt hesitate a second
Person1: My step dad is a total asshole.

Person1's friend: Yeah, fuck him.
by -094752-954372-572043945483 August 13, 2009
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A man whom is supposed to care about his wife's children and also his wife and love them unconditionally
Stepdad ~ you want to go to the park and play some catch ?

Son/daughter ~ sure, lets go play some ball!
by Anyonomus August 16, 2017
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guy that weasles into your mother's life- becomes father figure- rapes you- leaves your mom broke with out a home and always #1 on your hitlist!
i ran over my step dad cos he is an ass
by a;lkdjlahfilkh February 25, 2009
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