Steaven

Steaven is your average nice, insightful, caring, and compassionate family friendly stalker. You will most likely find Steaven outside Victoria's window. Steaven likes to collect Victoria's hair, watch her sleep, and write her love notes. He also has a collection of freshly conditioned Victoria hair. But always remember Steaven will never harm you unless provoked like a bee. Do not be alarmed if you see Steaven outside of Victoria's window singing songs. Calling the cops will only make it worse, Steaven can never be caught. Steaven is also featured in the song "Steaven Stalks Her" by Ella.

Ella: Who is that guy outside your window?
Victoria: Oh that's just Steaven, he's always here

by vickySadams August 9, 2018

steaven newed

Being Steaven Newed is being beaten in the back of the head with a big hard cover book repeatedly.

Deacon gained a concussion a ruptured eardrumfrom being Steaven Newed last week.

by Mike the disaster. February 6, 2018

Steaven

a cool kid who thinks dr phil is bill gates.

steaven: (looking at pics of dr phil) YO IS THAT THE OWNER OF MICROSOFT???!?!?!?!!?

by gnibA leinaD November 26, 2019