Steaven

Steaven is your average nice, insightful, caring, and compassionate family friendly stalker. You will most likely find Steaven outside Victoria's window. Steaven likes to collect Victoria's hair, watch her sleep, and write her love notes. He also has a collection of freshly conditioned Victoria hair. But always remember Steaven will never harm you unless provoked like a bee. Do not be alarmed if you see Steaven outside of Victoria's window singing songs. Calling the cops will only make it worse, Steaven can never be caught. Steaven is also featured in the song "Steaven Stalks Her" by Ella.

Ella: Who is that guy outside your window?
Victoria: Oh that's just Steaven, he's always here

by vickySadams August 9, 2018

Steaven

a cool kid who thinks dr phil is bill gates.

steaven: (looking at pics of dr phil) YO IS THAT THE OWNER OF MICROSOFT???!?!?!?!!?

by gnibA leinaD November 26, 2019

steaven newed

Being Steaven Newed is being beaten in the back of the head with a big hard cover book repeatedly.

Deacon gained a concussion a ruptured eardrumfrom being Steaven Newed last week.

by Mike the disaster. February 6, 2018

clint stevens

Someone who does not wake up when they say they will.

"You were supposed to start streaming 3 hours ago! Your such a clint stevens."

by Kegter November 12, 2016

Steven Wilson

Extremely talented multi-instrumentalist, vocalist, lyricist, and producer. Most noted for beginning Porcupine Tree; one of the best Prog bands ever and one of the few to rival the likes of Tool or Dream Theater. Has done multiple side projects with other noteable musicians such as Mikael Akerfeldt and Tim Bowness. Quite alot of his songs sound like they are about rape, but they definitely aren't ear-rape.

Dude:Did you hear Kanye West killed himself?
Lebowski: No way! Why?
Dude: He heard a Porcupine Tree Track.
Lebowski: Ahh... makes sense.

Dude1: Man... Steven Wilson has more talent in his beard than all Pop musicians combined.
Dude2: Steven Wilson doesn't have a beard.
Dude1: Exactly.

by Narwhalsrkewl June 27, 2013

Steven Hawkings soup eater

A person who eats soup and dribbles it all down their shirt and, despite this, outright refuses to use a straw.

Oh dear, Gary is in 'Steven Hawkings soup eater' mode again, dribbling tomato soup all down his tee shirt.

by Terence Dactyl July 5, 2014

Clint Stevens

A streamer that loves to choke, usually seen speed running Mario and halfway through the run he goes to do something else like play Connect Four with T-Pain.

My brother is SUCH a Clint Stevens, he always bails out of things midway!

by 6_Oz#8006 May 10, 2018