stealth poop

when a pet/friend poops somewhere hidden in your home.

Dude, it smells like crap in here, I think caesar stealth pooped in your apartment.

by misorderedchaos March 11, 2007

Stealth Poop

When you put a layer of toilet paper down in the bowl before you poop so no one will hear your poop slash.

I didn't want anyone to know I was pooping so I pulled a stealth poop.

by stealth pooper February 10, 2010