a female that looks tempting from afar but is 'a horse-frightener' when viewed up close. see 'trick dog'. Related to 'lager beauty'
When I saw her through the pub window buying chips i had to go and chat her up but she turned out to be a stealth moose
by churdler April 4, 2003
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by french Noodle May 23, 2007
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A fabulous and stealthy person who can sneak around, make silly noises, and loves chicken. Generally super funny and great at owning noobs.
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