A condom is filled with dick cheese and is gently inserted into the male ear canal. after step one is completed the ear wax covered dick cheese condom is forced into the female steak whole (vagina).
by kalysasteaklover2 March 20, 2018
A seasoning containing a variety of herbs and spices. Can be used on many different meats from beef to poultry. Usually used by people that are not good at cooking and commonly used on chicken and rice.
by Chicken and rice boy January 2, 2022
The phallic, meaty, sexy surplus piece of meat which hangs from just below his torso and used to administer baby batter to a host. Also scientifically known as a penis, dick, todger, willy, pecker. The term steak sabre tends to be reserved for penises with generously wide shafts, hefty circumferences, and stunning lengths. A weapon truly designed and built from the ground up, for sex.
"Cripes John, did you clock the todger on Darnell yesterday in the locker room?"
"Todger?! It was a weapon of mass production mate, that's a genuine, certified steak sabre!"
"Todger?! It was a weapon of mass production mate, that's a genuine, certified steak sabre!"
by Spunkmeister Joe October 6, 2013
by Fartergilbert January 15, 2023
A large, rare, 12oz New York Strip Steak has a small hole cut in the middle of it. The steak is then slid down a man's erect penis. A woman must put the penis in her mouth and eat the entire steak without taking the penis out of her mouth.
by The Anonymous Homer May 16, 2019
by Sex Demon aka The Porn God September 2, 2020
Steak Fried Rice is good.
by mr man the science man April 15, 2023