A staunch cunt is any hardcore dude who walks like hes got a pole up his ass and like his lat muscles are way bigger than what they are so his arms stick out to the side unnaturally. This kind of cunt never smiles, and has no sense of humor, he will attempt to stare anyone and everyone down and is usually ugly and dumb as fuck and was abused as a kid thats why he's mad at the world. A staunch cunt is one of the last remaining cunts who think they are tough by smoking cigarettes.
(n) elite raver; puts the word "hardcore" to shame.
phat pants + huge pupils + enthusiastic demeanor + knows far more about the music than you + still awake *at least* a full day after you got tired and went home, and showing no signs of slowing down = staunch cunt.
"hey man, what's that place like?"
"crazy, man. full of staunchcunts."
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.