(verb)To ruin the rest of your life via a stupid choice you made. Examples include procreating illegitimate children, landing yourself in jail, drinking and driving resulting in below the neck paralysis, becoming a vegetable from too much drugs, etc. If you end up dying shortly after the mistake, it doesn't count as being statued.
"Finally we run the trojan which causes you to smoke a joint and get 20 years to life. We see a brief image of you getting high on the convenience store's security camera. Your life is now as useful, and entertaining, as a statue."
by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 30, 2006
by cremebrulee October 18, 2009
by Gionet July 25, 2008
a word often used on social networking sites such as facebook and twitter. used to define something that someone else said to sound wrong or rudely suggestive.
by RainbowSmiley1997 March 11, 2011
by I_KNOW_ August 30, 2008
When your pants are pulled up too high or are too small for you resulting in the pants not reaching the shoes.
by RussianMachineGustav June 29, 2012
by Nefearious K. December 18, 2004