The Stationary Stan

Instead of a regular handjob in which the woman does the work, she will simply hold her hand out while the man does a thrusting motion into it. Like a backwards handjob.

"Dude, I tried out the Stationary Stan the other day. It was more work for me but it felt awesome!"

by Conmad25 February 20, 2009

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Tactically Stationary

Securing an objective from a vantage point requiring no movement. Only those with a high degree of skill will be successful at performing this tactic unscathed. Frequently practiced by the insurgency.

The insurgents secured the enemy spawn point with their Tactically Stationary maneuver.

by MitiGator October 7, 2008

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stationary syndrome

When during summertime you happen to glance at a pack of pens, a bottle of glue, or a notebook and relized that no matter how much fun you have that summer school is around the corner.

Matt: Hey Jake whats wrong youve seemed pretty bummed lately.

Jake: yeah man today I drove past an advertisment for school supplys and I got a bad case of "Stationary Syndrome".

by Chase Yaz August 20, 2007

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Stationary Cowgirl

To sit on a dick usually similar to how you would a chair with with stationary or very little movement

Sarah wanted to enjoy a movie but still wanted my dick so she pulled a Stationary Cowgirl on me.

by Kagari June 30, 2021

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Stationary Crunk

A word used to describe one who is physically unable to move around with some sort of ease, therefore causing the person to turn to alcohol, ultimately leading to a state of stationary crunkness.

Kenny: "Where's stationary crunk?"
Phil: "Oh colby? He broke his leg and so he getting crunk in his room."
Kenny: "Awh yes, I see, he is one stationary crunk."
Colby: FUCK!! TITS!!

by mobile crunk October 20, 2008

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