wow, seriously you have to get a life if you take the time to write and say bad things about staten island girls, like seriously.i'm a staten girl and holy shittttt!!! guess what i'm not organge, yeah i wanna be tan do i want to look like a ghost? NO! wow people shop at foxy ladyy!! oh my godd! its just another store in the mall. get real.now for the steryotype "slutty" just stop, like there arent sluts out there on your neighborhood, not everyone is a slut, im an average staten island girl i dont scrunch my hair i truly dont know who does anymore idont straighten it i blow it it out so there goes that steryotype, ohh and i'm in the shcoloars at school , a lot of kids are, not everyone are dumbasses, i bet there stupider kids where you live. andd ohhh for myy favorite subjecttt!!! accents i'm proud to say i have an accent i say chawclate, people in jersey dont know how to say water right soo shutt yourr mouthss. i bet you have an accent its not that you dont know how to talk right its just the way you were brought up and where you live. kayy?? so get that straight. well i hope i've gotten it through your head that staten island is the best! and stop saying shittt about ittt. ohh and for the people who live here and say bad shit thats low, i mean you live here, your deffinelty one of the people you've described. kayy?
hey hey hey im from staten island and i'm a staten island girl and i love it! if you dont go screw yourself! =
by fuzzy little man peach its me bitches March 3, 2008
When instead of being "written up" for poor job performance etc. You are taken out behind the building and summarily beaten up.
by slipsheet February 7, 2005
Guido hairstyle of this borough. Consists of spiky hair that looks like he has been caught in a wind tunnel. Important: must take at least 1 hr preparation time.
Yo, Danielle Marie, that bouncer at Cylo with the Staten Island blow out has the hottest French Connection tee.
by Joe D. June 29, 2005
Beware this special brand of Staten Island boy - he is unique in his lack of uniqueness. He wasn't "cool" enough to be accepted by the other Staten Island boys due to the fact that he's probably fat and has acne that like, stares you in the face when you encounter him. He overcompensates for everything he lacks in self confidence by guising himself in "panache" and nobility. Oft he feels he has no purpose so he goes for a civil service job, such as firefighter, EMT, or cop. It's his only means of attaining power, and he has the option to make it look like he actually cares about people when the truth is he only cares about his fat pimply self
He has sex with anything and everyone (see slut, roast beef curtains, and staten island girl)because he has a complex about not being able to be alone, ever, and being a horny bastard who craves gratification.
He has the Staten Island Accent that makes you want to scream and run in circles with an ultimate goal of sticking your head under the ground, or scream running towards his acne mounds with a pickaxe.
He has sex with anything and everyone (see slut, roast beef curtains, and staten island girl)because he has a complex about not being able to be alone, ever, and being a horny bastard who craves gratification.
He has the Staten Island Accent that makes you want to scream and run in circles with an ultimate goal of sticking your head under the ground, or scream running towards his acne mounds with a pickaxe.
Elizabeth: Wow, look at that Staten Island Wanna-be Guido! He makes me sick; he's going to die alone with some sort of STD.
Maria: Oh fuck yeah. He's getting the clap, I just know it.
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Kathy: That's my partner at work. Truth is I can't stand him.
Kim: Why?
Kathy: He's such a Staten Island Wanna-be Guido; he's ugly but he's got a superiority complex up his ass.
Kim: Ooh! Shh, his girlfriend is coming. Whoa, is that a face?
Kathy: Oh, you mean his fuck buddy? Yeah, well, that unfortunate thing right around where her nose should be is called a face. He doesn't care, he'll stick his dick in anything he can persuade.
Maria: Oh fuck yeah. He's getting the clap, I just know it.
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Kathy: That's my partner at work. Truth is I can't stand him.
Kim: Why?
Kathy: He's such a Staten Island Wanna-be Guido; he's ugly but he's got a superiority complex up his ass.
Kim: Ooh! Shh, his girlfriend is coming. Whoa, is that a face?
Kathy: Oh, you mean his fuck buddy? Yeah, well, that unfortunate thing right around where her nose should be is called a face. He doesn't care, he'll stick his dick in anything he can persuade.
by Joanna Bannana March 20, 2008
When A vagina Smells so bad, it reminds you of the Staten Island Dump..The smell Lingers on you for days.
I took This girl home last night from the bar and man her pussy smelt like the staten island dump, IT was like Staten island dump pussy.I almost passed out from the odor. Dirty Garbage smells better then that.
by Shady5069 March 20, 2008
When you are in the shower and the urge to poop overwhelms you. You dont want to perform the Manhattan Mudboot, so instead you poop into your hand, and toss it into the bowl.
Me- Dude, I was in the shower today and all of a sudden I had to drop a log.
Friend- So what did you do, the Manhattan Mudboot?
Me- No way man, I just did the Brooklyn Staten Island Transfer!
Friend- WOW! You've been eating these chicken wings and licking your fingers all afternoon!
Me- Oh Shit!
Friend- So what did you do, the Manhattan Mudboot?
Me- No way man, I just did the Brooklyn Staten Island Transfer!
Friend- WOW! You've been eating these chicken wings and licking your fingers all afternoon!
Me- Oh Shit!
by NutZachNY March 13, 2011
What is the most refreshing drink after a long day at the tanning salon? A staten island iced tea, of course!
by jmasilotti July 14, 2014