The proper term to use when you know you will be late to a social gathering or event, usually dictates that the person will be around 1-3 hours late past the selected time.
Person 1: Hey, I'll be there at 5 pm Michael Standard Time (MST).
Person 2: Sweet, I'll start preparing around 7.

Person 1: dude WTF, you said you would be here at 9?
Person 2: Sorry, I was held up by traffic, I should have said 9 AM MST.
Person 1: Oh, ok that's cool.
by FullNation January 27, 2019
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a common phrase often used by the ultimate form of life known as goatward, kingward, handsomeward, funniestpersonintheworldward
used to teach his lucky students the way of a god and how to be even a little bit like the king goatward
hey jonny your shirt is untucked remember "standards boys standards"
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Smells like tortilla but only on twice
ن ̍̐ب̶̆̂و̶̂̃ب̵̂̚ ̶̄͘د̴̀́ي̶̇̽ ̴̇̐س̶̾̾ك̴̎͒و̵͌̕ب̵͗̀ ̴̐͐أ̴̿̈́ن̴̒͘ب ̈̔و̴̂̇ب ̾͛ ̶̎̉د̵̿͘ي̴̓̈́ ̴̓̒س̶̔͌ ن ̍̐ب̶̆̂و̶̂̃ب̵̂̚ ̶̄͘د̴̀́ي̶̇̽ ̴̇̐س̶̾̾ك̴̎͒و̵͌̕ب̵͗̀ ̴̐͐أ̴̿̈́ن̴̒͘ب ̈̔و̴̂̇ب ̾͛ ̶̎̉د̵̿͘ي̴̓̈́ ̴̓̒س̶̔͌Standard Paintfall dead bodyب̵̂̚ ̶̄͘د̴̀́ي̶̇̽ ̴̇̐س̶̾̾ك̴̎͒و̵͌̕ب̵͗̀ ̴̐͐أ̴̿̈́ن̴̒͘ب ̈̔و̴̂̇ب̵̂̚ ̶̄͘د̴̀́ي̶̇̽ ̴̇̐س̶̾̾ك̴̎͒و̵͌̕ب̵͗̀ ̴̐͐أ̴̿̈́ن̴̒͘ب ̈̔و̴̂̇
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U.S standard algorithm is math for multiplication or adding and subtracting.
Let's use the U.S standard algorithm for our homework!

U.S. standard algorithm: Math strategy.
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A bunch of KGB spies of their snowflake division monitor everything you post or say and put you in the Facebook Gulag without a trial or appeal. This is one small step towards communism
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About 800 levels below substandard.
Man that person is a complete moron and must have an IQ of -1000. That's the oklahoma standard.
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A set of rigid rules and regulations that dictate how one must behave or act to conform to societal norms and avoid any form of deviation. These guidelines are often created by people in positions of power who seek to control and manipulate the masses to maintain their authority and status quo. While on the surface they may seem harmless, in reality, they stifle creativity, innovation, and individuality, leading to a world where everyone is a mindless robot, blindly following the dictates of those in charge.
Sorry, I can't wear that to work, it doesn't meet the list of standard acceptables set by management.
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