Stairway to Heaven

The song that unarguably proved that led zeppelin is better than Van Halen. Jimmy Page is God. Eddie Van Halen said Jimmy Page is God. The guitar solo at the end of the song is some of the best guitar work known to man; the only thing you can even begin to compare his shit to is Clapton and Hendrix...

some whiny, wanna be a rockstar, guitar hero playing bish:
"Man, I can play Guitar like Jimmy Paige! Stairway to Heaven doesn't have anything on my awesome riffs!"

Me: "If you could play guitar like Jimmy Paige, you would be famous and people would have fucking shrines to your honor in their house. And you wouldn't talk so much shit."

by Your friends at Pro-Logic II February 7, 2008

No Stairway, No Pants

A tradition of CRW #45 that if Stairway To Heaven, by Led Zeppelin, is not played at the end of every dance. All AZAs will drop their pants.

Aleph 1: Looks like the DJ forgot to play Stairway.

Aleph 2: Yep time for No Stairway, No Pants.

(Zippp)

*girls screaming*
*DJ wishing he had played Stairway*

by kosherPig March 26, 2009

stairway to heaven

only the single greatest song of all time i dont care what any of yall fuckers say

to be a rock...and not to roll

by coop January 7, 2004

stairway shuffle

The awkward dance between two people as they try to pass each other on narrow staircases

Hey man. Sorry I'm late, got stuck in a stairway shuffle on the 3rd floor.

by lilmisshanrahan February 21, 2010

stairway to heaven

an amazing song by the British and completely awesome band Led Zepplin, that always chills me out when i hear it. Many people think that it contains subliminal satanic messages because our society is focused on the negative. beautiful lyrics written by Jimmy Page which are a cynical take on a materialistic woman.

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold and she's buying the stairway to heaven.

by Megggerr May 24, 2007

stairway to heaven

the greatest song ever written. This song will remain the best till the end of time, nuff said.

Person A- hey I was listening to this song the other day, coulda been the best song I have ever heard.

Person b- If it wasn't stairway to heaven your a fuck head.

by Cooper- legend January 19, 2007

Stairway homosexual

"a homo that has already stepped out of the closet and is headed downstairs - a stairway homosexual".

Mary Beth: Hey Peggy-Sue, check out that stairway homosexual, he's all over that perfume for his armpits, think he better than us.
Peggy Sue: Yes, indeed a homo.

by nc2tl April 23, 2010