by Titus4884 December 30, 2011
How they used to smoke VVizard vveed in the American civil war, importantly didn't happen at the battle of Gettysburg
by Victoria 2 player February 24, 2022
n. An event where you are invited by a mutual friend of someone you don't care for (for whatever reason), but accept the invite and attend just because you know the person you don't care for will be there and you want to make them squirm.
Yeah, I got invited by my ex's friend to their house. It's going to be a total squirm party. And I'm going to look hot.
by ggelatine November 12, 2009
"Squirm Hump" is a move originated in the music video of Neon Hitch's "Fuck U Betta". The move takes place in one of the many scenes when you find her sprawled on the ground in an unknown black substance that resembles oil or tar. It is hella sexy, but please do not attempt at home. It is a level 5 skill acquired over many years of training, and any act without proper supervision could result in a permanently torn pride and ligaments.
by Darsb1tch December 1, 2013
by tammyjoenrichiebaby January 19, 2023
A dance done by white people everywhere. It's easy: Just jerk and shake awkwardly from side to side.
by Trilly, Emzy Lou and Blondie February 6, 2006
When an erection occurs involuntarily in response to an inappropriate stimulus and a conflict between logic and biologic arises resulting in a state of terror, embarrassment or squirmyness.
This condition arises predominantly in situations where the catalyst is vile, repulsive or undesirable and against all better judgement, you get an erection.
This condition arises predominantly in situations where the catalyst is vile, repulsive or undesirable and against all better judgement, you get an erection.
A Squirm Boner occurs when:
A nasty trailer trash dance-queen drunk on lady's night well-drinks uses a fist of sausage fingers to grope your junk on the dance floor.
When you realize the sexy asian girl you are fapping to is actually a boy
when your cousin is forced to sit on your lap in the back seat of your dads car while driving on a bumpy road.
When you accidently brush up against a 90 year old woman in a swimming pool.
A nasty trailer trash dance-queen drunk on lady's night well-drinks uses a fist of sausage fingers to grope your junk on the dance floor.
When you realize the sexy asian girl you are fapping to is actually a boy
when your cousin is forced to sit on your lap in the back seat of your dads car while driving on a bumpy road.
When you accidently brush up against a 90 year old woman in a swimming pool.
by eats tribbles October 20, 2011