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Shakiki
A newly implemented stat in basketball, not yet recognized in the NBA/WNBA but notoriously found in street games and small leagues, where a player of any position defecates on the floor and another player slips and falls down the court. This rule is limited to 4 droppings of feces per half, excess of that would be considered a fertimental foul .
In addition to a shakiki, there is the BrownForward; a new starting position which has been implemented for those who excel exceptionally in the category of shakiki’s. The BrownForward is usually a subsitute position for the PointGuard.
Example:
John Doe is a BrownGuard with 15 points 12 assist 10 rebound and 23 shakiki’s
( a quadruple-double)
This means that he managed to get one or multiple players to slip on his feces 23 times within the game.
In addition to a shakiki, there is the BrownForward; a new starting position which has been implemented for those who excel exceptionally in the category of shakiki’s. The BrownForward is usually a subsitute position for the PointGuard.
Example:
John Doe is a BrownGuard with 15 points 12 assist 10 rebound and 23 shakiki’s
( a quadruple-double)
This means that he managed to get one or multiple players to slip on his feces 23 times within the game.
Carlos: Hey Sam you wanna go eat at cici’s pizza? They’re brownies are pretty good.
Sam: I’m down, I got practice in an hour and coach has been annoyed I haven’t been putting up too many shakiki’s on the statboard lately. Those brownies will definitely give me the boost I need!
Sam: I’m down, I got practice in an hour and coach has been annoyed I haven’t been putting up too many shakiki’s on the statboard lately. Those brownies will definitely give me the boost I need!
Shakiki by ShakikiMan September 30, 2022
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)