A newly implemented stat in basketball, not yet recognized in the NBA/WNBA but notoriously found in street games and small leagues, where a player of any position defecates on the floor and another player slips and falls down the court. This rule is limited to 4 droppings of feces per half, excess of that would be considered a fertimental foul .

In addition to a shakiki, there is the BrownForward; a new starting position which has been implemented for those who excel exceptionally in the category of shakiki’s. The BrownForward is usually a subsitute position for the PointGuard.

Example:
John Doe is a BrownGuard with 15 points 12 assist 10 rebound and 23 shakiki’s
( a quadruple-double)

This means that he managed to get one or multiple players to slip on his feces 23 times within the game.

Carlos: Hey Sam you wanna go eat at cici’s pizza? They’re brownies are pretty good.

Sam: I’m down, I got practice in an hour and coach has been annoyed I haven’t been putting up too many shakiki’s on the statboard lately. Those brownies will definitely give me the boost I need!

Shakiki by ShakikiMan September 30, 2022

Related Words

sqakiki • Shakiki • sakikie

Shakiki

A person (Usually a person named Micheal) who doesn't go to school, and someone who seems retarded and smells like shit. He also like to eat poop nuggets..

Micheal is such a Shakiki... he never goes to school and always smells like shit!! And his girlfriend is a ugly man whore...!!!

Shakiki by R34P3R February 7, 2005

sakikie

i love sakikie

sakikie by sakikieie August 21, 2023

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026