Sprout

A small person that is very annoying and loud. They like to tell people that are taller than themselves to grow. They can be a jerk sometimes, and they hate to be around other short people. Sprouts are very annoying and often get in the way of your conversations with your friends.

You- Oh my gosh!! I am so tired!! I want to go home!!
Sprout- You need to shut up!!
You- You need to shut up!!
Sprout- You need to grow!!
You- I'm taller than you!!

by iminfrenchclass March 13, 2018

Sprouting potatoe

Trash/worthless, slow

Bro, stop being a sprouting potatoe and get on cod.

by Real s**t November 14, 2020

It's a Sprout

Something you say after being annoyed/throwing a fit. You can blame it on Sprout, since it's too good.

Jaw Crusher: And we have lost 18 trophies so far- NO FRANK!! Ok Frank, ok Frank, come on come on come on Frank! MMMHH!! I'm just gonna- I'm gonna contain it, you know, you gotta deal with randoms sometimes, you know, you know? It's- it's a Sprout, soo... OK (inhales) ok aah ok... so that wraps that up.

by captaincto January 4, 2022

Brussel Sprout Romance

When you eat raw sliced brussel sprouts and wash it down with a few cans of Lager. Then pull up the bed sheets to cover your girlfriends head while she is about to go to sleep. That is Brussel Sprout Romance!

I did find it too funny when he offered to give me a brussel sprout romance

by The Smart Ass June 21, 2015

bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.

While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

cold sprouts

a term that is usually miscommunicated when hearing the word “cole sprouse”. he is father.

“who’s cold sprouts?”

“no britany it’s COLE SPROUSE!”

by spilling the tea April 16, 2019

Trusle Sprouts

A projectile originating from the anal orifice of The Truslenator at speeds of up to 69mph!
WARNING!
Theses Trusle Sprouts are covered in Trusle Butter and are highly corrosive!

Oh No, we must run to the top tree and back before The Truslenator covers us with his Trusle Sprouts

by Matty8472 June 16, 2015