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SPOTTED OWL 

When you are having anal sex with a woman on the rag and you pull out her tampon and sling it onto her back so it makes spots.
A SPOTTED OWL is when you are having anal sex with a chick on the rag and you yank out her tampon and sling it onto her back so it makes spots.
SPOTTED OWL by Bernie: May 8, 2006

spotted owl 

The term spotted owl means ass.

It originated on the TESF board where it automatically replaced the word "ass" through the autocensor. Once the board switched to replacing curse words with the word "censored" in brackets, the term's intentional use increased as older members referenced the old autocensor.
You're such a spotted owl.
spotted owl by awesofrickintastic October 23, 2007

SPOTTED OWL 

When you are having anal sex with a woman on the rag and you pull out her tampon and sling it onto her back so it makes spots.
I was screwing a girl up the ass cause she was on the rag and as I was going to town, I saw her tampon string dangling in the air. I gave it a pull and slapped it onto her back, making bloody spots. There in my bedroom, the rare spotted owl made its appearance.
SPOTTED OWL by Bernie: August 30, 2008

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026